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If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you).(I can only imagine how sad they all must look... sniff sniff)
Thanks so much for posting about our book! We just made a new GIF with a few more free pages, so if you'd like to see a little more, go here: http://prettyheartattacks.tumblr.com/post/987174415/you-guys-made-the-first-tumblr-post-an-internet
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